Things They Don't Tell You

Before you're a parent, there are things no one tells you. Here are a few I've encountered so far:

-When your child is sick, snot goes everywhere.

-When your child learns to blow raspberries, meal time is their favorite time to show you their new noise.

-When you think you are past the "keep the privates covered so they don't go on the changing table", you are assuring that your child will go all over the changing pad.

-When you think you know something, you don't.

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